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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
Two of my friends have never met each other. Before they spoke, I told both of them that the other is a bit deaf. They shouted at each other for a few minutes before they realized that I'm an asshole.
Turning on your lights and sirens after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship, man.
